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ONE SPERM. WRONG OCEAN.
BUY THE BAD DECISION β†—
HE GOT FLUSHED.

Help Seasquirt
find the egg.

There is no egg in the ocean.
Nobody has told him.

DISTANCE FROM EGGUNKNOWN
FALSE EGG SIGHTINGS0
UNJUSTIFIED CONFIDENCE100%
SWIM WITH YOUR FINGER / MOUSE
Seasquirt, a lost cartoon sperm wearing a headband and life vest
I can feel the egg nearby!He cannot.
MISSION UPDATE

Still no egg.

Against all odds, the ocean remains an ocean.

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THE ENTIRE LORE

Wrong turn.
Right attitude.

01THE FLUSH

One routine trip down the plumbing became a one-way ticket to the Atlantic.

02THE DREAM

Find the egg. Fertilize the egg. Make Dad proud. Seasquirt has not researched where eggs are located.

03THE PROBLEM

There is no egg. There has never been an egg. That pearl is also not an egg.

04THE COIN

When biology closes a door, launch a memecoin and keep swimming.

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$SEASQUIRT is a meme token with no promise of utility, returns, eggs, fertilization, navigation skills, or basic reproductive education. The character and story are fictional. Do not take financial or biological advice from him.